https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uFVdSMftw0
CAT MEMES
"ご主人（マスター）"
最近なんか
あたしには 冷たいの
Hey, "master"
Why is it
that you feel more cold to me than usual?
いつも 持っている機械
他のネコの 声がする
I'm hearing other cats
from that device you're always holding.
"ご主人" 毎日毎晩
釘付けで 飽きないの
"Master", aren't you tired of
being glued to the screen every day and night?
知らんぷりしてるけど
もう あたしに飽きたの
You're pretending not to know,
but are you already sick of me?
それでも
「かまってよ」
なんて 言えない
Even so,
I can't even say
"notice me!"
もう要らない ネコなの？
ネコなの？
Do you not want me anymore?
An unwanted cat?
あたしは あなただけだから…
I only have you...
もう
なんなの
猫ミーム？反対です！
Ugh,
what's up with
these cat memes? I hate it!
ただ五月鼠くて 退屈なだけ
It's just annoying and it gets boring quick!
ネッコだって言いたいことがある
（猫の言葉を 聞いてくれてありがとう）
Even cats even have something they wanna say!
(Thank you for listening to what the cat says.)
どうして
お刺身でも 許せにゃい！
マタタビも ちょうだい…
Why!?
I won't let you off with just sashimi, mew!
Gimme some silver vine, too...
Huh?